Another long eviction. A win-iction.
It’s funny that less than a handful of celebrities have felt the bitter pain of rejection this series, but I suppose we can’t be too mean on them…
A good CBB series is one where abysmal celebrities rise above their humble start – in this case a pitiful opening show.
I was a little disappointed back then. But while not that much has really happened, I mean Paddy’s accent hasn’t softened, there has been some great TV. A fair few celeb cameos have helped, but C5 have also brought a good mix of tasks, scaled back on their opening cruelty and really worked that montage music hard.
That said, I don’t know what it would have been without Jedward. Leave ‘em in. Go on. Just a year or so…
But the Brand© are not alone. For the last week C5 have constantly told us there’s a four housemates to beat. I was sure that the Twinado being unleashed in Lidl was the worst thing Planet Earth would have to endure, but here they are: The Fantastic Four.
Ms (wants to be) Average, The Human Torch Hairs, Invisible For Most of the Series Girl and of course, the ever lovin’ Pad: Kerry, Jedward, Amy and Paddy.
They’re still riding high in the odds, but in the final hours, is there anything the Unfantastic Three can do to challenge them? With Dr Doom passing up the invite, here are four ways they could just steal the crown:
1. Prevent intergalactic invasion by an unstoppable swarm of criticism-immune hyperactive aliens who require no sleep at all. Or just steal Jedward’s batteries. (I know! They need batteries!)
2. Travel back to the beginning of time and copyright the colour orange so you can hold the whole 21st century world to ransom. Or just hide Amy’s spray tan.
3. Create an army of walking/talking food men who will stop at nothing until total CBB domination. Or just let some ‘sausages’ build something with sweets in front of Paddy.
4. Break through to another dimension where Kerry Katona hasn’t played one of the best games in the history of Big Brother. Or… No, that might be stretching it a bit.
There might be a chance, but the Three will have to be quick.
I’ve got a feeling the blonde eviction agenda is about to end.
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